Well we are here again in the wonderful month of March. The month of . . . . of. . . . ummm. Oh yea drinking! Something that all my friends know I am very well versed in until I have had too many then I fall over and tell people how much I love them. <shudder> My goodness that brings up bad memories anyhow. Before we get into it this month I just wanted to talk a bit about Pridefest and the Pride Parade. Both are in full swing and shaping up to put on one hell of a show for us all this coming June, so check out their website and see how you can get involved, www.pridefest.com and www.prideparademke.org respectively.
Okay last month I said I would talk about all the different genital piercings and which are best. Well I tried and tried to fit them all in one column and my editor would kill me if I did that so we are going to break things up a bit. This month I will talk about male genitals and Next month about female genitals. Also I’m going to skip over some of the more “exotic” piercings as it would take more space to explain where they went than this whole issue is printed on. Not to say my readers are dumb mind you. . . .just preoccupied. . .with personal lubricants and “French noir exotic films”. . . . . . and decorating (Yea I can deal with that assumption) Alright let’s get going.
First up the P.A. (Prince Albert) this piercing goes in your pee hole (urethra) and out the bottom side of the penis. It is placed to help give some extra length during intercourse to allow you to hit the G-spot more effectively. This piercing is best for Doggy style anal sex as the ring sits better and hits the G-spot better. For “Missionary” style sex see the Reverse P.A. listed below.
The Reverse P.A. is exactly like a P.A. except this one comes out the top of the penis through the head. The piercing is better for hetero sex, or for “missionary” style anal sex and the ring is facing the proper direction to hit the G-spot and give that extra boost of sensation when needed. (Lord knows enough people need that help!!) Both the P.A. and Reverse P.A. rarely provide and real increase in sensation for the wearer. There is some added sensation but not like that in a Frenum. IN addition the P.A. and Reverse P.A. are usually done with Captive bead rings in the 12g x 5/8 – 7/8 size ranges depending on dick size. (yes that’s right I had to make it about size lol)
On to the Frenum piercing. This piercing really doesn’t have a specific place where it is pierced. You see frenums can be placed anywhere on the shaft of the penis, although usually they are placed on the underside of the penis due to the fact that they heal much better there being protected from rubbing pants etc. The Frenum piercing is great for any type of sexual position as what it does is provide some extra sensation for both parties involved. Think of the barbells as little speed bumps on your road to total excitement. This piercing is typically done with barbells to reduces any irritation from walking and exercising.
Next on the agenda is the Hafda piercing, otherwise known as a scrotum piercing. These piercings. For the most part, are purely decoration. They do provide some increased sensitivity at the site of the piercing but nothing that will blow your socks off. Or if they do give me a call and we can go on tour and make some money lol. These piercings are usually done with rings but some people prefer the look of barbells in the piercing. There is really no difference in healing between the 2 types of jewelry just decoration.
Moving further on down we have the Guiche, pronounced GEE-Sh. This piercing is placed behind the scrotum and before the anus (your butt hole. . .or love hole to some). This piercing while not being near anything really DOES affect sex. For the person receiving it helps to stimulate the prostate during anal sex and thus more pleasure. It is usually done with a ring 14g x 5/8” commonly but can easily be pierced with barbells as well.
With regard to the healing of all of these piercings. As always antibacterial soap is the best option, but the number one thing to remember is to let your body heal. Don’t mess with your fresh piercing, the more you mess with it the more problems you will have. Speaking of that it is recommended that you stay away from any form` of unprotected sex for at least 3 weeks after obtaining a new piercing. If you have protected sex then the time frame is completely up to you. If you feel comfortable having sex and it doesn’t hurt then hell, go ahead and use your new piercing! Just keep it wrapped up in a condom. The rule is if something doesn’t feel right during sex, or it hurts for an unexplainable reason then stop what you are doing. Common sense is the best medicine in this case.
Well I have run out of space once again. Next month we will tackle female genital piercing. In the mean time if you have questions please email me at avantgarde@voyager.com and I will get back to you ASAP and you might even get your question printed in Outbound!
Don’t forget about Pride Parade or PrideFest either, visit them online at www.prideparademke.org and www.pridefest.com respectively.
Until next month have a great St. Patrick’s Day and don’t freak out when you Pee GREEN!